Friday, May 15, 2009

How to file an indictment

How to file an indictment, presentment or criminal complaint:

MR. ROBERT HEFNER WRITES:

If anyone is afraid to file a presentment, let me dispel their fears with an account of how I did it.

Upon entering the county courthouse I had to go through a metal detector to assure the deputy sheriff on guard that I was not carrying a pocketknife. I passed with flying colors. If he had only known what was in my file folder.....

On entering the Clerk of Court's office, I was greeted by one of the employees and asked if she could help me. I handed her the presentment and told her that I would like to file it and receive a file number and receipt. She looked at the presentment and got a funny look on her face, then took it to a superior (that "funny look" was priceless). She returned within a minute and told me that it was a Federal concern.

I asked, "Fraud is no longer a crime in this state?". She said someone else would have to help me and headed toward the "big office."

In a few minutes, she was back (without the presentment) and asked me to take a seat.

Ten minutes later, the head clerk came out of her office with a yellow form, handed it to me, wrote the file number on my copy and directed me to the cashier. I paid the "copying fee" of $8.25 and headed for Rite Aid drug store to use their copying machine.

Nothing to it!


I made a copy of the presentment with the file number, put the original in a manila envelope and mailed it to the District Attorney via "Certified Mail, Receipt Requested".

Mission accomplished!

Now news of the indictment is all over the 'net. How embarrassing for our non-president.

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1 comment:

  1. Oh, I just love this. I was reading through the Glenn Beck blogs and found some wonderful posts by English Rose who speaks of the same political corruption and socialism they face in the UK and wishes us well in our battle against it here. She wrote us a poem worthy of reading.

    English Rose Says:

    April 18th, 2009 at 10:09 am
    Someone asked for some Tea Party lyrics for Rick Nelson’s ‘Garden Party’, so with apologies to the great Rick Nelson:

    We went to a Tea Party
    Republicans and Dems
    Just to tell our President
    He’d better think again

    People came from miles around
    Everyone was there
    We came to ask our President
    To show us that he cares

    Over in the corner
    Much to our surprise
    Dems were hugging GOPs
    And roasting French Fries!

    But it’s alright now
    Barrack you’ll learn your lesson well
    Tax without Representation
    And we’ll ring the Liberty Bell!

    We went to a Tea Party
    Just to tell Barrack O’
    If he sells out our democracy
    Then he’s gotta go

    But it’s alright now
    Barrack you’ll learn your lesson well
    If you debt stimulate our economy
    Then we’re better off in hell

    Our President wants America
    In the corrupt EU
    So we’ve come to tell Barrack O
    That aint the thing to do

    Over in the White House
    Rich as rich can be
    Barrack wants a huge debt stimulus
    But we’re telling him you see:

    That it’s alright now
    Barrack you’ll learn your lesson well
    Tax without Representation
    And we’ll all secede to hell!

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