Humor Alert - Sheriff Applicant

 Sheriff Applicant >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

A young Texan grew up wanting to be a law man. He grew up big,

6'2", strong as a longhorn, and fast as a mustang. He could shoot a

bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only dreamed ofworking: the West Texas Sheriff's Department.

After a big mess of tests and interviews, Chief Deputy BOB

finally called him into his office for the young man's last

interview.

 

The Chief Deputy said, "You're a big strong kid and you can

really shoot. So far your qualifications all look real good, but we have

what you might call an 'attitude suitability test' that you must take

before you can be accepted. We just don't let anyone carry our badge

son."

 

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk,

the Chief said, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot:

six illegal aliens,

six meth dealers,

six Muslim extremists,

six liberals,

and a rabbit"

"Why the rabbit?"

"Great attitude. You pass." says the Chief Deputy. "When can you

start?"