TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT
#10. I vote
Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've
decided to marry my German Shepherd.
#9. I vote
Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are
obscene, but the government taxing the same
gallon at 15% isn't.
#8. I vote
Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the
money I earn than I would.
#7. I vote
Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
#6. I vote
Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my
local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I
am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in
order to identify your body after a home invasion.
#5. I vote
Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so
long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.
#4. I vote
Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care,
education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social
Security from those who paid into it.
#3. I vote Democrat
because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for
themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the
government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.
#2. I vote
Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution
every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the
voters.
... And, the #1 reason
I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to
people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some
endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about
the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.
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