BREAKING NEWS:

BREAKING NEWS:

 President Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as "Bush's Fault". Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake's ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however, have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves. Residents of D.C. don't be alarmed with the earthquakes. That is just the Country shifting to the RIGHT.

 

ALSO:    Entitlement my butt. Older Americans paid into Social Security with every pay-check. Their benefits aren't some kind of charity or handout! Congressional benefits - free health care, outrageous retirement packages, 67 paid holidays, three weeks paid vacation, unlimited paid sick days - now THAT'S welfare. And Congress has the nerve to call Social Security and Medicare entitlements? Re-post if you are sick of their crap, and ashamed of our "leaders." Keep It Going