The Airport Solution - It's such a simple solution to a problem!

The Airport Solution - It's such a simple solution to a problem!

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but
will detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, and there would be none of
this crap about racial profiling, and this method would eliminate a
long and expensive trial. Justice would be quick and swift.
Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.
Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system,
"Attention standby passengers -- we now have a seat available on
flight number..." Works for me.