DONATIONS TO RANSOM CONGRESS
A driver was
stuck in a traffic jam on the highway outside Washington, DC.
Nothing was
moving.
Suddenly, a man knocks
on the window.
The driver rolls down the
window and asks, "What's going on?"
"Terrorists have
kidnapped the entire US Congress, and they're asking for a $100 million dollar
ransom.
Otherwise, they are
going to douse them all in gasoline and set them on fire.
We are going from car
to car, collecting donations."
"How much is
everyone giving, on an average?" the driver asks.
The man replies,
"Roughly a gallon. But, several have offered two gallons if we throw in
the president."
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