Kevin Smith Planning Film
Featuring Satan, Humanity vs. 'Giant Rampaging Jesus'
by Christian Toto 31 Dec 2013,
10:11 AM PDT
Kevin Smith ruffled
more than a few faithful feathers with his 1999 comedy Dogma. The film featured
a female God, bloodthirsty angels and violence aplenty.
That project was a warm-up act,
apparently, for what Smith is planning next.
The indie auteur revealed plans
for a new movie, to be called Helena Handbag, which will show humans teaming up
with Satan to battle a "rapturing giant Jesus." Smith expanded on his
2014 to-do list via Facebook, pushing aside his recent retirement talk to say
he'll only do projects that are unique to his brand of filmmaking.
JERSEY GIRL, ZACK & MIRI, COP
OUT - while I love them all, these are movies anybody could make," he
wrote. "Like 'em or hate 'em, nobody else but me could've (or would've)
ever made CLERKS. Or CHASING AMY. Or DOGMA. Or RED STATE.
Or CLERKS II. Or MALLRATS. Or JAY & SILENT BOB STRIKE BACK. I let my view
askew get standardized for awhile there - so much so that I was happy to walk
away from it all for three years and do other shit. But after conceiving and
shooting TUSK in less than 6 months (with the help of a shit ton of amazing
professionals and a budget smaller than that of RED STATE),
I realized that film isn't in my blood... MY films are in my blood. And some of
'em are still in there, so I better get 'em out.
Smith still remembers the protests
over Dogma, which is why he'll have to make Helena Handbag on his own indie
terms.
But, given the plot of the film,
Smith pointed out that the budget will have to be low, "because NOBODY'S gonna
wanna make that movie," he wrote.
Monty Python's Michael Palin said
earlier this week that he couldn't do a film like Life of Brian today due to
heightened religious sensibilities, and that mocking Islam was out entirely due
to the potential violence it could spawn. Smith apparently doesn't fear
physical harm as a result of his forthcoming Handbag.
Kevin Smith
Kevin
Smith is Planning a Film Featuring
Satan, Humanity vs. 'Giant Rampaging Jesus', and is a William Morris Endeavor Entertainment client.
Note: Michael Douglas is
a William Morris Endeavor Entertainment
client, a member of the Council on
Foreign Relations (think tank), and a friend of George Soros.
George Soros is a
friend of Michael Douglas, a member
of the Council on Foreign Relations
(think tank), the founder & chairman for the Open Society Foundations, and the chairman for the Foundation to Promote Open Society.
Open
Society Foundations was a funder for the Atlantic Council of the United
States (think tank).
Foundation
to Promote Open Society was a funder for the International Rescue Committee, the Aspen Institute (think tank), and the Committee for Economic Development.
Henry A. Kissinger is a director at the
Atlantic Council of the United
States (think tank), an overseer at the International
Rescue Committee, a member of the Bohemian
Club, a director at the American Friends of Bilderberg (think tank),
was a lifetime trustee at the Aspen Institute (think tank), and a 2008 Bilderberg
conference participant (think tank).
George H.W.
Bush is a member of the Bohemian Club,
George H.W. Bush talks about the NWO; Walter Cronkite said
he is glad to sit at the Right Hand of Satan
Walter
L. Cronkite was a member of the Bohemian Club.
Dark Secrets inside Bohemian Grove
Bohemian Club
Weaving Spiders Come Not Here
The Bavarian Order of the Illuminati Owl of Wisdom
Condoleezza Rice is a director at the Atlantic Council of the United States (think tank), an
overseer at the International Rescue Committee, a trustee at the
Aspen Institute (think tank), a member of the Council on Foreign Relations (think tank), a client of the William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, and
a 2008 Bilderberg conference
participant (think tank).
Ari
Emanuel is the co-CEO & director for William Morris Endeavor Entertainment, and Rahm I. Emanuel’s brother.
Rahm
I. Emanuel is Ari Emanuel’s
brother, a member of the Commercial Club
of Chicago, the Chicago (IL) mayor,
and was the White House chief of staff for the Barack Obama administration.
Commercial Club of Chicago,
Members Directory A-Z (Past Research)
Tuesday, December 17, 2013
R.
Eden Martin is the president of the Commercial
Club of Chicago, and counsel at Sidley
Austin LLP.
Michelle
Obama was a lawyer at Sidley Austin
LLP.
Barack
Obama was an intern at Sidley Austin
LLP.
Newton
N. Minow is a senior counsel at Sidley
Austin LLP, and a member of the Commercial
Club of Chicago.
W. James
McNerney Jr. is a member of the Commercial
Club of Chicago, and the chairman & president & CEO for the Boeing Company.
Barbara G. Fast
was a VP at the Boeing Company, and
a VP for the CGI Group Inc.
CGI Group Inc.
was the Obamacare contractor that
developed Healthcare.gov web site.
Obamacare
is Barack Obama’s signature policy
initiative.
Donna
S. Morea was the EVP for the CGI
Group Inc., and a trustee at the Committee
for Economic Development.
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