Multiple Sources Claim They Saw Obama on the Surface of Mars in the Early 1980s

Journalists keep getting it wrong! It doesn't matter where he was born. He didn't have two American parents. My position is that if he was born on the capital steps he would not be eligible because he only had one American parent. Consider this conversation at McCain’s eligibility inquiry by the U.S. Senate: "My assumption and my understanding is that if you are born of American parents, you are naturally a natural-born American citizen," Chertoff replied. "That is mine, too," said Leahy. What's interesting here is that Sen. Leahy, the Chairman of the Senate Judiciary, confirms that a "natural born" citizen is the child of American citizen parents. Parents -- that's two. That's BOTH parents. 

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Multiple Sources Claim They Saw Obama on the Surface of Mars in the Early 1980s

It would be wrong -- and possibly libelous -- to brand me a "Marser." I don't claim to know all the facts! I'm just saying that questions have been raised, and the media, obviously in the bag for Obama, don't seem to be taking them very seriously.

I mean, sure, we finally saw that so-called "long-form birth certificate," but have you seen any hard evidence to disprove this? 

Two former participants in the CIA’s Mars visitation program of the early 1980’s have confirmed that U.S. President Barack H. Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and was among the young Americans from the program who they later encountered on the Martian surface after reaching Mars via “jump room.”

Andrew D. Basiago, 50, a lawyer in Washington State who served in DARPA’s time travel program Project Pegasus in the 1970’s, and fellow chrononaut William B. Stillings, 44, who was tapped by the Mars program for his technical genius, have publicly confirmed that Obama was enrolled in their Mars training class in 1980 and that each later encountered Obama during visits to rudimentary U.S. facilities on Mars that took place from 1981 to 1983.

Their astonishing revelations provide a new dimension to the controversy surrounding President Obama’s background and pose the possibility that it is an elaborate ruse to conceal Obama’s participation as a young man in the U.S. secret space program.[HT: Jeff Tiedrich]

Obviously, this is much further out there than saying that a business-friendly, centrist Dem who's proven his dedication to maintaining Pax Americana is a socialist informed by Kenyan anti-colonial views. But is it that much crazier than the story, circulated among the fever swamps during the 2008 campaign, that Obama had been a crack-smoking male prostitute (or whatever)? Is it that much further out there than the belief that Obama wants to ignite a ton of violence on American streets so that he -- obviously working hand-in-hand with ACORN and the UN -- can take Americans' guns away? Or that he's a British citizen, who travels around on an Indonesian passport, or that a CIA DNA test revealed he was adopted?

If the fringe-right will jump all over a story -- clearly marked as "satire" -- about how Obama planned to have members of the armed forces swear an oath of allegiance to him, personally, instead of to the Constitution, why not Mars-gate? We've got multiple witnesses, people! Insiders!

Now, the question is: when is Darrell Issa going to investigate? Where's Joseph Farrah and Orly Taitz on this story? Can I get a link from Larry Johnson?