One by one the Republican candidates have been shooting themselves in the foot making horrible gaffes and they just look silly. It’s gotten so bad that President Obama is now worried he may actually be re-elected.
David Letterman
President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation.
Jay Leno
A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term.
Conan O’Brien
The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship.
David Letterman
I don’t like this new Obama who hunts Muslim extremists. I like the old Obama who WAS a Muslim extremist.
Stephen Colbert
President Obama is slated to appear on one of Oprah’s last shows. He’s hoping it’s the one on which she gives away $14 trillion.
Conan O’Brien
President Obama announced that he was running for a second term as president. There’s a brand-new campaign slogan — “Give me four more years to find my birth certificate.”
David Letterman
President Obama, I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, “I miss being anonymous.” He said, ‘In the old days, I could blend in with all the other Hawaiian Barack Hussein Obamas.
Conan O’Brien
President Obama said he plans on running for re-election against the Republicans. After the tax cuts for the rich, the bailouts for Wall Street, and the bombing in Libya, I already thought he was the Republican candidate.
Jay Leno
President Obama laid out his plan to reduce the $14 trillion national debt. Unfortunately for Sasha and Malia, it involves selling a lot of Girl Scout cookies.
Jimmy Kimmel
President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, “I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed and not shaving, going to the market.” Be careful what you wish for, 2012 is just around the corner!
Jay Leno
President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. Unfortunately, his popularity is so low that he’s running on the slogan, “I’m Michelle Obama’s husband.
Conan O’Brien
President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.
Craig Ferguson
President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation.
Jay Leno
A man jumped the White House fence, but after a brief chase, the Secret Service was able to talk President Obama into coming back and finishing his term.
Conan O’Brien
The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship.
David Letterman
I don’t like this new Obama who hunts Muslim extremists. I like the old Obama who WAS a Muslim extremist.
Stephen Colbert
President Obama is slated to appear on one of Oprah’s last shows. He’s hoping it’s the one on which she gives away $14 trillion.
Conan O’Brien
President Obama announced that he was running for a second term as president. There’s a brand-new campaign slogan — “Give me four more years to find my birth certificate.”
David Letterman
President Obama, I guess, is starting to confess to some of his anxieties. In a recent interview, President Obama said, “I miss being anonymous.” He said, ‘In the old days, I could blend in with all the other Hawaiian Barack Hussein Obamas.
Conan O’Brien
President Obama said he plans on running for re-election against the Republicans. After the tax cuts for the rich, the bailouts for Wall Street, and the bombing in Libya, I already thought he was the Republican candidate.
Jay Leno
President Obama laid out his plan to reduce the $14 trillion national debt. Unfortunately for Sasha and Malia, it involves selling a lot of Girl Scout cookies.
Jimmy Kimmel
President Obama said in an interview over the weekend that he really misses being anonymous. He said, “I miss Saturday mornings rolling out of bed and not shaving, going to the market.” Be careful what you wish for, 2012 is just around the corner!
Jay Leno
President Obama announced that he will run for re-election in 2012. Unfortunately, his popularity is so low that he’s running on the slogan, “I’m Michelle Obama’s husband.
Conan O’Brien
President Obama announced his re-election campaign, though it’s not really a surprise. He did all the things that make it official: He filed the paperwork, redesigned his website, and printed another fake birth certificate.
Craig Ferguson
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