The Seven Sacraments of Liberalism
The English word
“sacrament” has its roots in Latin and Greek. At one time the word meant, “a
solemn and sacred oath.”
Roman Catholics believe
that there are seven sacraments which Christ instituted. These sacraments are
visible rituals that are signs of God's presence. They are believed to channel
God's grace to all those who receive them.
The traditional seven
sacraments are usually listed in the order in which they follow a human life
from birth to natural death. They are: Baptism, Confirmation, Holy Communion,
Confession, Marriage, Holy Orders, and Anointing the Sick.
Over and against these
traditional sacraments are the beliefs of many present-day liberals. Liberalism
shows itself to the world with all the required beliefs of a traditional
religion, albeit a pseudo-religion.
Although liberalism has
not yet developed a systematic theology, oops, a systematic “matterology,” we
can identify some elements of the liberal sacramental system, starting with the
origin of the universe from nothing, via a Big Bang, to everything.
After that, it’s a great
leap to the French Revolution, Karl Marx, and then onward to the Democratic Party
of the United States. It’s best to keep the history of everything simple and
not get caught up in an argument over evolution.
Liberal teaching from
kindergarten to the university holds that there are seven “sacraments” which
the government institutes for everyone’s welfare. These sacraments, or required
beliefs and behaviors, are signs that a citizen of the world will advance the
cause of liberty, equality, and fraternity for all. The liberal sacraments are:
Abortion: Abortion is a welcoming of a newborn into the
community of death by liberalism. Besides that, abortion frees women to be what
they were unfortunately not born to be: men.
Multiculturalism: Because all human beings are the same,
cultural differences are no longer important, nor are the moral issues
associated with different cultures open to judgment. Vegetarianism or
cannibalism, what’s the difference? If it tastes good, go for it. And when an
Aztec cannibal asks you over for dinner, be politically correct, and bring some
jalapeño peppers.
Organic Food and
Vegetarianism: The dietary
restrictions imposed upon the followers of liberalism signify the rise of a new
gnosticism. Liberals feel guilty because of their human status. They desire to
flee the filth of the world. “Why did I burn those backyard leaves and cause
climate change? How can I have a barbecue with tofu? Obama, help me, please.”
Liberals want to be purified and free from their guilt, especially the guilt
associated with eating meat. The goal for some liberals, like medieval ascetics,
is to live off only cabbages that have been certified to have died a natural
death.
Political Correctness: A new way of life requires not only a pure
diet but also a purity of language. Nothing that is spoken should offend
anyone. It is best to be silent because silence cannot be offensive. Except for
the heretics at Fox News, members of the media and the Hollywood elite will be
ordained to confirm the indisputable truth of the liberal worldview. The
censorship of political correctness will become the silent prayer of
liberalism.
Same-sex Marriage: Liberals want same-sex marriage because
traditional marriage is oppressive to women. Besides, gender makes no
difference anymore. The new gnosticism teachers that women are, through no
fault of their own, victims. Women are men who have been born unfortunately
disfigured. So, liberals must make up for that. One way to do that is to allow
anyone to marry whomever they choose, since we are all men, anyway.
Climate Change: Liberals believe the world would be better off
if there were no human beings in it (see abortion, above). Until then, we must
realize that white males, the real source of evil in the world, are raping
everything by driving SUVs. Heartless white men think nothing of polluting the
atmosphere with carbon dioxide. The climate change they cause by driving SUVs
will drown New York and San Francisco, home to many elite liberals. Consider
the poor polar bears, for crying out loud. The bears are drowning because there
are no icebergs on which they can rest. There’s climate change cruelty for you
in a soybean shell!
Physician-Assisted
Suicide: If you were not
fortunate enough to be aborted, then later on you may take advantage of
physician-assisted suicide. You will make room for others by not consuming
scarce resources. Someday, you may even be recycled into a plastic bag used to
pick up dog poop in the park. Oops, again; not a plastic bag, but a reusable,
organic-food grocery bag.
Amen.
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