The Ten Commandments Of Liberalism
John Hawkins | Apr 29, 2014
1) It doesn't matter whether
you're yelling at someone who never knew you existed five minutes ago, lying
about a conservative because you don't agree with him or even throwing a brick
through a strore window, you are always the poor, oppressed victim.
2) By default, liberals can't be
racist, sexist, or homophobic by virtue of being liberal. In other words, if a
socialist like Hitler were around today, not only would he deny he is
anti-Semitic, he'd be calling OTHER PEOPLE anti-Semitic.
3) The only bad, wrong and immoral
thing you can do is being judgmental enough to label an activity bad, wrong, or
immoral. That makes you sound like Rick Santorum and even if you turn out to be
right about a lot of things over the long term, is it worth it if you sound
like Rick Santorum?
4) Women, blacks, Hispanics,
Muslims, gays, Jews, Asians -- pretty much everyone but straight white males --
are weak, hapless, sad victims who are barely capable of tying their own shoes
without a liberal writing a government policy that does it for them.
5) There is no such thing as the
failure of a liberal policy; there are only well meaning left-wingers doing
wonderful things. If they don't turn out as expected, there must be evil, awful
conservative Republicans causing it somehow -- probably George W. Bush or
alternately, if he's busy planning new wars, Dick Cheney, Rush Limbaugh, Ted
Cruz or Sarah Palin.
6) Liberalism is a jealous god and
it will not tolerate anything, especially Christianity, being put before it. If
Jesus wants to be a significant part of your life, He better call for gay
marriage and a carbon tax first.
7) It's better to bankrupt a city
like Detroit, cause the deaths of millions in Africa by banning DDT, or destroy
the American health care system with Obamacare than to be called
"mean" for choosing policies based on whether they work or not.
8) Not only should you go ahead
and covet your neighbor's possessions, you should encourage other people to do
it, too. Then, you should call for the government to take their possessions and
redistribute them. After they get done, there may not be much of anything left,
but then you'll all be equally poor and miserable and there's a lot to be said
for that.
9) Disagreeing with a black
Democrat? Racist. Opposing Affirmative Action? Racist. Think we pay out too
much in welfare and food stamps? Racist. Don't like the IRS? Racist.
Republican? Racist. Wait, what are we talking about? Racist!
10) Money is no object -- taxpayer
money, of course, not your own. Your money, you want to keep. But, when other
people's money is on the line, it's worth spending any amount, no matter how
large, to achieve any good, no matter how small.
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